89' Chevrolet Z71 Stepside w/ 383 Stroker /470HP Crate Engine. TONS OF UPGRADES!

Description for Chevrolet C/K Pickup 1500 1989

Truck of legends Description Originally created by Odin as the Defender of Asgard. this truck was gifted to the free world to serve as the last line of defense in Alaska. America's last frontier. against the commie invasion of vodka soaked Ruski's and their freedom hating allies. If you are looking for a "Pajama Party Barbie Car. then you my friend. should keep looking. If you want a short description of the beast before you. I can offer you two words "MEAT & POTATOES". This is the All American chariot of the free world. You are not dealing with any ordinary. cookie cutter Pickup Truck. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Chevy Silverado Z71 4x4 Stepside. If you are looking for a rice burning hatch back. a solar powered liberal mobile. or even a Hyundai crossover. keep on looking my friend; this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery. This baby's pulse is pumping 5. 7 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her straight eight nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro feminine automatic. but an automatic where you command her to obey. with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter; and she will obey. the first time. every time. It has A/C but are you kidding me. really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow. you do it the old fashioned way: windows down. head out the window (also gives a great Lorenzo Lamas wind-blown look). "What if it rains?" Any man who drives this beast doesn't give a hoover dam about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain. cause he's already dripping wet in blood. sweat. dip spit. and fish guts. Trouble finding a parking spot? Not anymore. The 37" Mud Terrain BF Goodrich tires with 3" body lift. and 6" Pro Comp suspension lift will enable you to easily find a spot on top of any Prissyus. hybrid. or minivan. If you are looking for the kind of truck that has to be pansy parked in the garage. so it doesn't get "dirty. then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of shiite. This thing has aluminum polished railing with a bed liner to let the blood drain out from the moose you just killed. with your bare hands. Because you are William Wallace from Braveheart and when you get home you can leave your "sissy sponge glove car wash kit" in the pink bucket it came in. She's got tie down brackets in the back with a chrome roll bar in case that moose comes back to life while you're doing 80 over some mountain pass or flooded river. The 4 chrome KCHeadlights mounted on the roll bar were personally put on there by God himself to shed his divine blinding light upon the righteous path that you choose to drive. If you're thinking about adding a tijuana sound system to listen to your new bieber album. think again. The 12" Solo Baric Kickers. 1000 w PPI amp. Clarion DVD flip screen w/remote audio deck. and boat megaphone speaker. come hand forged by the Sound Engineer of Metallica. AC/DC. Black Sabbath. and Pantera. That way if you run out of bullets. or your knife hands get blown off while fighting against the commie invasion. you can make their heads explode by the sweet symphony of heavy metal. And forget about putting one of those "It's a Chevy thing. You wouldn't understand" stickers on this machine. cause when you're spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions. no further explanation required. people will understand and get the hello out of your way. . . . . real quick. If you think you're ready to park this panty dropper on your tract of land. then you better go get your old lady ready for some changes around your lair. cause this shiite will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked. . . More chest hair. You're growing a beard. Meat Only Diet. T-Rex for a pet. You're taking a job at the lumber mill. Your wife's car carries five kegs. Penile enlargement. Catch more fish. Wire bristled toothbrush. Sex in the yard. Sex in the garage. All male offspring. Chiseled jaw line. Not giving a dam-n. Flesh turning to steel. Higher salary Promotions. Better looking wives. Better looking mistresses. More golfing More killing stuff. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer. More tools in your garage. Bigger TV. Wife takes out the trash. Four Wheel Drive. Wife brings trash can in from road. Wife stops bit¢hing about clothes on floor. Wife stocks fridge with beer. Chuck Norris. Discovering a new gold rush. Steaks for dinner. Winning the Lottery. Van-Damage. Wrestling with bears. Building shiite out of stone. Riding Lawn Mower. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac. Bar Fights. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen's Club. Craftsman Tools. Run with wolves. Welding stuff. Digging holes. So put your GPS back in your purse. Sounds good doesn't it? This truck has carried me through 175. 00 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie "300″. And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. But if you think you're going to get to whip this mule you better pony up. American Cash. I'm not selling you this car unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species. so don't even think about it. FEATURES / UPGRADES Like new 383 Stroker 470HP Street Racing Crate Engine (only 5000 miles!) Headman Headers Flowmaster Exhaust Sound System - Clarion flip screen dvd with remote. l5 Solo Baric Kickers with Custom Speaker Box. PPI 1000w Amp 37" Mud Terrain BF Goodrich Tires 3" Body Lift 6" Pro Comp Suspension Lift Chrome Roll Bars with Light Bar 4 KC Headlights Viper Keyless Entry Car Alarm Custom Polished Aluminum Bed Rails with tie downs Hood Scoops (non functional. only for aesthetics) Rear Differential upgraded to 3. 73 for more torque Dark Tinted windows and Limo Tint rear windowFront mounted Tow Hooks Megaphone mounted under hood plus CB Radio in cab Red Accent Lights mounted on undercarriage with toggle switches inside cab DISCREPANCIES*This truck has been sitting in an outdoor storage unit for 7 years. A little TLC is required to get this baby back to pristine condition. Paint on hood and roof has faded from sun exposure Needs new battery Recommended engine is flushed of all old fluids before turning over Interior cab ceiling liner is coming loose Surface Oxidation of chrome KC headlights and parts of rollbar Surface Oxidation on headers Terms of sale Payment MethodsCash (in person). certified check. bank transfers. or 3rd-party financing. All funds must be in US dollars only. Please be sure to have full payment and/or approved financing in place before making your final bid. DepositThe successful high bidder will submit a $1. 00 non-refundable deposit within 1 business days of the close of the auction to secure the vehicle. Payment of Balance DueThe buyer agrees to pay remaining balance due (plus applicable fees and taxes) within 7 days of the close of the auction. All financial transactions must be completed before delivery of the vehicle. Additional Fees and TaxesBy submitting your deposit. you are entering into a legally binding contract to buy this vehicle. This vehicle is sold as-is unless otherwise specified. I have done my best to accurately describe this vehicle. The miles listed are the actual miles on the vehicle at the time of the listing. It is up to the buyer to come see and further inspect the vehicle before the end of the transaction. Buyers are responsible for all state. county. city taxes and fees. as well as title/registration fees in the state that the vehicle will be registered. ShippingThe buyer is responsible for all shipping charges. I will assist the buyer with finding a shipping company - email/message me for immediate assistance. I assume no responsibility for damages incurred after leaving my premises or the premises of the vehicle. If the vehicle is going to be shipped. full payment must be received before the vehicle is delivered to the shipping company. 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