1988 DODGE RAM 5.9 D250 SURVIVOR,CLASSIC TRUCK,2500,1500,C10,F100,MOPAR,HEMI,C20

Description for Dodge Ram 2500 1988

HERE IT IS BOY'S AND GIRLS
THIS BEAUTIFUL DODGE D250 CLASSIC TRUCK IS UP FOR AUCTION WITH NO RESERVE!!
LOOK AT ALL THE PICTURES AND IMAGINE YOURSELF CRUISING IN THIS BABY. FINALLY WHEN YOU GET SENT TO THE STORE ELEVEN-TEEN TIMES ON YOUR 1 DAY OFF A WEEK IT BECOMES FUN. YOU'LL LOOK FOR REASONS TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND AWAY FROM YOUR UNGRATEFUL KIDS!
PEOPLE YOU HAD NO INTENTION OF EVER SPEAKING TO WILL WALK UP TO YOU AND ASK QUESTIONS, TELL YOU STORIES YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BUT YOU'LL LISTEN... WHY BECAUSE NOW YOU'RE A TRUCK GUY!
THIS TRUCK IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION SHE IS 30 YEARS YOUNG AND HELD UP MUCH BETTER THAN US OVER THE YEARS ZERO RUST! LOOK AT HER!
THIS TRUCK RUNS AND DRIVES LIKE THE DAY IT WAS NEW IT JUST PASSED AN AN EMISSIONS AND SMOG TEST....THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND.... I THINK THE PICTURES WILL SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES. SO CLOSE YOUR VIAGRA WEB PAGES AND VIEW EVERYONE OF THESE IMAGES, AND PREPARE TO FALL IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN... NO VIAGRA NEEDED!
THE TRUCK STILL HAS THE FACTORY STICKERS AND CHALK MARKS ON THE FRAME!!

IT RUNS PERFECT, BURNS NO OIL, NO LEAKS, NO SMOKE, NO PINGS, NO KNOCKS, SMOOTHAND SO QUIET YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO HEAR THE HAUNTING NAGGING VOICE OF YOUR EX ECHOING IN YOUR HEAD. TURN THE KEY AND DRIVE THIS THING ACROSS THE COUNTRY.. DON'T GO HOME.... START A NEW LIFE.... I DROVE IT FOR 3 HOURS YESTERDAY ON THE I-10 SPEEDS 70 TO 75MPH, TEMPERATURE WAS OVER 100 WITHOUT EVEN A HICK UP.
EVERYTHING IN AND ON THE TRUCK WORKS EXCEPT OIL PRESSURE GAUGE AND THE RADIO THAT ONLY WORKS SOMETIMES JUST LIKE YOUR LAZY SON IN LAW..
IT KICKS ON AND CRACKLES THE SPEAKERS ALWAYS BUT ONLY PICKS UP THE STATIONS SOMETIME. I NEVER LOOKED AT IT I WAS TOO BUSY BEATING OFF THE LADIES EVERY TIME I DROVE THIS RIG TO EVEN NOTICE THE LACK OF FINE FM PROGRAMMING.
FOR LESS THAN YOUR NEIGHBOR PAID FOR THAT ZERO TURN LAWNMOWER HE KEEPS RUBBING IN YOUR FACE YOU CAN HAVE A PIECE OF AMERICAN BAD-ASS-ERY!
DIG OUT YOUR GUNS & ROSES T-SHIRT,COMB WHATS LEFT OF YOUR THINNING HAIR AND CRUISE THIS BEAUTY THROUGH TOWN. SHOW THEM ALL THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW SKINNY JEANS ARE STUPID YOU CAN STILL BE HIP.
THIS IS 2018 AND A LOADED HYUNDAI GENESIS COST $74,000.
LET THAT SINK IN.... A HYUNDAI COST $74,000
NO ONE WILL CARE ABOUT YOUR HYUNDAI.... NO ONE!!!!

THERE IS OVER 100 PHOTOS AND EVEN A WALK AROUND VIDEO OF IT STARTING AND RUNNINGLOOK AT THIS TRUCK, IMAGINE YOU IN THIS TRUCK, BID ON THIS TRUCK WIN THIS TRUCK
AND BECOME THE MAN YOU ONCE WERE!!
THE MAN WE ALL WANT YOU TO BE!!
YOU DESERVE THIS!!!
SO BID NOW BECAUSE I'M RUNNING OUT OF JOKES..
ALSO INCLUDED IS A NEW IN THE BOX SEAT COVER AND SERVICE MANUAL ALONG WITH HOW MUCH EVER GAS IS IN IT WHEN YOU PICK IT UP! ABSOLUTELY FREE!

NOW THAT YOU HAVE WON THIS BABY HERE ARE MY TERMS
THE TRUCK NEEDS TO BE PAID FOR IN FULL WITHIN 3 BUSINESS DAYS BY A BANK CHECK, BANK WIRE TRANSFER, OR CASH IN PERSON ONLY. I WILL HELP YOU SHIP THIS THING TO THE MOON AS LONG AS YOU ARE PAYING. I CAN KEEP IT HERE WHILE YOU FIND A SHIPPER AS LONG AS ITS PAID FOR.
PLEASE DO NOT BID ON THIS TRUCK IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH ITS FUN TO CRACK BEERS AND BID ON EBAY STUFF, AND DREAM... I CAN'T PAY MY BILLS ON DREAMS.. AND THESE LISTING COST MONEY... QUITE A BIT OF MONEY... AND WE DO NOT GET TO RELIST THEM FOR FREE.. SO DO NOT BID UNLESS YOU ARE 1000% SURE YOU WANT THIS TRUCK AND YOU HAVE THE MONEY.
THANK YOU AND AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
SERIOUS NOTE:
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION SINCE I LISTED THIS THAT EBAY USES AUTO CHECK ON VEHICLES EVEN THIS OLD. LOOK AT THE AUTO CHECK ON THIS VEHICLE PLEASE AND TELL ME HOW CORRECT THAT LOOKS. STUDY IT CLOSELY... CLEARLY THE INFORMATION IS WRONG, LOOK AT THE MILEAGE, LOOK AT THE DATES THEY WERE PUT INTO SOME COMPUTER SYSTEM SOMEWHERE... YOU CAN SEE WHERE SOMEONE BACK IN 2001 RECORDED THE MILEAGE WRONG PROBABLY BECAUSE THE TRUCK HAS 5 DIGITS NOT THE USUAL 6 ON THE ODOMETER I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS GETTING THESE MILEAGE ENTRIES FROM. SOME YEARS HAVE OVER 4 ENTRIES, IT WAS NOT REGISTERED 4 TIMES IN 1 YEAR OR WAS IT A ROLLOVER LOOK AT THE CONDITION OF IT. THIS TRUCK IS NOT A ROLL BACK, OR ROLL OVER IT HAS A CLEAN CLEAR TITLE WITH 119,000 MILES ON IT AS RECORDED ON THE TITLE. AND SOME ONE IN 2001 MADE A WRONG ENTRY BUT IM HONESTLY NOT SURE WHERE THIS INFORMATION IS EVEN COMING FROM THAT WAS REPORTED, THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY ENTRIES, AND MULTIPLE YEAR ENTRIES AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING ABOUT IT UNTIL I LISTED IT ON EBAY TODAY. THIS IS A GREAT RUNNING AND DRIVING TRUCK THAT IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION WITH A CLEAN CLEAR TITLE WITH RECORDED MILEAGE.



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