1971 Dodge D100 - Great Driver, Deer Lease Truck, or Restoration Candidate

Description for Dodge Other Pickups 1971

"Give me your tired, your four cylinder, your front wheel driven Kia, yearning for torque."I present to you, the truck-est of trucks; a truck to put chest hair on your beard. Heavier than your passed-out uncle at Thanksgiving, louder than your divorced aunt at Christmas.
You'll gap Santa's sleigh with a numbers-matching 318ci V8, spinning year-old Hankook all-terrains via a 3 speed auto. Slap a speaker and some refrigerant in, and the factory radio and air conditioning will keep you cozy while you croon along to your favorite Christmas tunes. Unlike grandma, this doesn't leak a drop of fluid, and with new (factory power) brake master cylinder, booster, drums and shoes, this truck will STOP like MC Hammer, and thanks to factory power steering, it can TURN AROUND without falling apart. Truck has a brand new carb because you just gotta like inhale, man. Show up your girlfriend's dad with a sweet 3" Flowmaster, and wow her art student sister with a two tone paint job only Jackson Pollock could love. A full set of dress-up chrome trim will be included in case Rachel from English ever agrees to go to prom with you.Like any nursing home, there's a touch of cancer in the rockers, and sure, there are a few pinholes in the floorpans. But your new stepdad's Jeep has holes in the floor, and he runs marathons.
All you shrewd negotiators will be quick to bring up the broken headlight; a flesh wound of sorts. Fault not this black-eyed brawler, but go forth into this good ad with the assurance that my price is negotiable.
This is the sort of truck that Ford Rangers wanna be when they grow up, the sort of truck who eats his Cheerios with Shiner Bock, the sort of truck who would shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.Truck is for sale locally, so the buyer reserves the right to wrangle a deal in these here parts at any time.Call @ 214-517-3344, preferably about the truck.