A TRULY ONE-OF-A -KIND RETRO MOD RANCHERO ;CAR SHOW TROPHY WINNER F A S T

Description for Ford Ranchero 1972

I WILL DESCRIBE WHAT THE BIG BUCKS IN THIS PROJECT WERE USED FOR IN DETAIL ONLY IF YOU CAN PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS . I WILL ALSO SHOW PICTURES UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME AND HOW IMPECCABLE INSIDE . OUTSIDE . AND OF COURSE UNDER IT . THOSE PIPES WORK AND ARE FUNCTIONAL . JUST STEP ON IT AND ALLOW FOR THE G - FORCE TO WHIP YOUR BACK EXTRA SNUG OR GLUED TO THE UPPER BACK OF THE SEAT . PUT A C D IN AND ONLY LISTEN TO SOUNDS YOU DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED BEFORE . BUT ON THE SCREEN DISPLAYING THE ARTISTS SINGING AND THE TITLE . PUT THE LIGHTS ON AT NIGHT AND IN A CLASSY ( NOT OSTENTATIOUS ) WAY BLUE ( SYMBOLIZING FORD BLUE ) SHINING ONLY ON THE BEAUTIFUL BRAND NEW CHROME RIMS . NOT THE WHOLE STREET AS A 16 YEAR OLD WOULD HAVE DONE ! IN THE CABIN ARE ALSO BLUE LIGHTS LIGHTING UP ALL GAUGES IN MEDIUM . NOT BLINDING . MEDIUM . SOMEONE IN YOUR WAY OR JUST DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AND A REAL ROAD HAZARD-----ONE BLAST OF THE HORN AND BE CAREFUL AS TO NOT CAUSE A HEART ATTACK . LOUD . BUT NEVER LIKE THE TRACTOR TRAILERS NOR SOME STEAM SHIP . THESE HORNS SOUND LIKE AUTOMOBILE HORN OR LEAST AS THEY SHOULD WHEN A ROAD HAZARD IS LOOSE . WHEN YOU OPEN AND SHUT THE CABIN DOORS YOU GET ANOTHER PLEASANT SURPRISE . STROBE LIGHTS AND THEY ARE AIMED TO NOT NOT DISTURB NEITHER YOUR PASSENGER NOR YOU . THE ALARM SYSTEM IS AT EVEN HIGHER DECIBELS THAN THE HORN . THE ALARM WILL REALLY WAKE UP THE DEAD AND THE ALMOST DEAD AND SCARE ANYONE FOR LITERALLY MILES . THE BLUE DOTS ARE NOT ONLY IN FRONT HEAD LIGHTS . BUT TAIL LIGHTS AS WELL. EYE CANDY . JUST DRIVE IT AND PEOPLE OF ALL AGES . RACE . CREED AND COLOR . ALL OF THEM MAKE POSITIVE COMMENTS . ANYONE WITH A NEED OF AN EGO STROKE OR IN FAVOR OF CONSTANT COMPLIMENTS OR JUST WANT TO SHOW OFF . THE. THIS THE CAR . NOT BECAUSE THESE AREN'T PRODUCED ANY LONGER . BUT THIS IS EYE CANDY TO THE FULLEST . GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A CANDY BAR . STAND IN WITH THREE OR MORE IN FRONT OF YOU . AND YOU WILL HEAR A PHENOMENON WILL OCCUR ; AND THAT IS. A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL YELL OUT " DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO OWNS THAT RED CAR PARKED OUTSIDE . ITS LIKE A CAR OR A TRUCK. ITS EITHER AN EL CAMINO OR WHATEVER IT IS . WHO OWNS THAT " . THEN THE FUN BEGINS . BUY THIS BEAUTY AND THEN I'LL LET YOU IN PART II . ANOTHER WORDS DESCRIBE WHAT I MEAN . " THEN THE FUN BEGINS " . NOPE . NOT A BAD CHICK MAGNET EITHER ! HOOK UP THE ALMOST BRAND NEW SEATS ELECTRICALLY AND THE SEATS WILL ALMOST ANYTHING YOU WANT INCLUDING SLAP YOU IN THE FACE AND WAKE YOU UP IN THE MORNING WHILE STEAK AND EGGS HAVE BEEN PREPARED AND WAITING FOR YOU . YEP ALL FROM FULLY ELECTRIC SEATS . PLEASE . O K A LITTLE HUMOR .