WORLDS SLOWEST ROCKET POWERED CANDY CANE CAR 1991 CANDY CANE CAMRY TOYOTA

Description for Toyota Camry 1991

WORLDS SLOWEST ROCKET POWERED CANDY CANE CAR UP FOR GRABS... NEW AND IMPROVED FOR 2017, THIS CAR GETS BETTER AND BETTER WITH AGE..
CANDY CANE CAR IS TOTALLY WRAPPED IN HIGHLY REFLECTIVE DOT APPROVED TAPE. THE CANDY CANE CAR IS THE ULTIMATE SPECTACLE TO BE SEEN BY ALL..
THE CANDY CANE CAR TAKES SAFETY TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, ALTHOUGH IT DOES NOT HAVE AIR BAGS OR ANTILOCK BRAKES, THE CANDY CANE CAR IS SO VISIBLE, EVEN FROM FAR AWAY THAT IN MY OPINION THE ONLY WAY SOMEONE WILL SMASH INTO YOU IS IF IT IS ON PURPOSE..
SOME PEOPLE THINK THE CANDY CANE CAR IS A DISTRACTION AND CAUSES ACCIDENTS, IN MY OPINION I THINK THE CANDY CANE CAR PREVENTS ACCIDENTS. PEOPLE ARE SO DISTRACTED BY THEIR PHONES AND TEXTING THAT I FIRMLY BELIEVE THE CANDY CANE CAR GETS MOTORISTS EYES BACK ON THE ROAD WHERE THEY BELONG...
COMES WITH ROOFTOP GYMNASIUM, WORK OUT WHERE AND WHEN YOU LIKE, WHY BE ON SOME HEALTH CLUBS SCHEDULE..
CAR RUNS AND DRIVES GREAT...
JUST DID TIMING BELT, WATER PUMP, PULLEYS, BELT TENSIONER, CRANK SEAL, CAM SEAL, ETC AT 175,000 MILES 5 YEARS AGO..
BRAKE FLUID CHANGED EVERY OTHER WEEK, I ALWAYS CHANGED THE OIL EVERY 2000 MILES, ALWAYS ADDED A QUART OF LUCAS TOO, I CHANGED THE TRANNY FLUID EVERY OTHER OIL CHANGE TOO...
NEW OUTER TIE ROD ENDS, NEW BALL JOINTS A YEAR AGO, JUST DID IT AS MAINTENANCE, IT REALLY DID NOT EVEN NEED THEM..
ORIGINAL STRUTS, ORIGINAL AXLES STILL GOOD TO GO..
VERY PRACTICAL CAR FOR A FAMILY, BUT FORGET ABOUT PARKING GARAGES AND DRIVE THROUGH EATERIES BECAUSE THE CAR IS SIMPLY TO HIGH...
IF YOU BUY THIS CAR YOU WILL MOST LIKELY NEVER LOOSE YOUR CAR AGAIN, EVEN IN THE LARGEST OF PARKING LOTS, IT IS VERY EASY TO SPOT, EVEN FROM FAR AWAY..
CAR HAS SMOKE SNORTING COW HEAD MOUNTED TO HOOD, IN DISREPAIR AT THE MOMENT, BUT WOULD NOT TAKE MUCH FOR ME TO BRING IT BACK TO LIFE FOR YOU..
CANDY CANE CAR IS READY TO DRIVE, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN INSANELY RELIABLE, I BELIEVE IT IS NO WHERE CLOSE TO BEING RETIRED JUST YET....
I ALWAYS SPRAYED GREASE AT EVERY OTHER OIL CHANGE ON THE BRAKE LINES AND FUEL LINES TO KEEP THE LINES FROM RUSTING OUT, I ALSO TOOK THAT SILLY PLASTIC COVER OVER THE BRAKE LINES OFF THE CAR, ALL IT DOES IS TRAP ALL KINDS OF DIRT AND SALT THAT WILL RUST YOUR LINES OUT...
CANDY CANE CAR HAS NO POWER STEERING AT THE MOMENT, SPRUNG A LEAK AND ALL THE FLUID BELCHED OUT, I TOOK THE BELT OFF SO I DO NOT BURN OUT THE POWER STEERING PUMP THOUGH....WILL PROBABLY FIX THIS PROBLEM AT SOME POINT BECAUSE IT REQUIRES MUCH MORE ARM STRENGTH TO STEER....
I HAVE BEEN DRIVING THIS CAR FOR 13 YEARS NOW AND IT HAS BEEN AN AWESOME CAR, BUT I HAVE TO GET RID OF THE CAR BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER REFUSES TO LET ME DROP HER OFF AT SCHOOL IN THE CANDY CANE CAR ANYMORE, SHE IS IN THE SEVENTH GRADE AND YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES....
CAR IS POWERED BY INSANITY AND USES NO FOSSIL FUEL...PREVIOUS STATEMENT IS FICTIONAL AND WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.. CAR ALWAYS AVERAGES 29.7 MILES TO THE GALLON, YOU CAN EXPECT MUCH HIGHER MILES/GALLON ON A HIGHWAY TRIP APPROACHING 40 MILES/GALLON WITH THE RIGHT CONDITIONS, DRIVER,TAILWIND, NO TRAFFIC, ETC...
THE CANDY CANE CAR IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU, YOU WILL MEET A LOT OF POLICE IN YOUR TRAVELS AND REMEMBER TO LEAVE EXTRA TIME TO STOP FOR GAS BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL COME OVER AND TALK TO YOU. IF YOU ARE CAMERA SHY THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT THE CAR FOR YOU..
CAR HAS A STRONG PA SYSTEM THAT IS LOUD ENOUGH..
CANDY CANE CAMRY IS EQUIPPED WITH A 4 CYLINDER ENGINE SO MANY MECHANICAL PARTS ARE EASY TO GET AT UNDER THE HOOD IF REPAIRS ARE NECESSARY..
CANDY CANE CAR HAS MANY SOUND EFFECTS. I DO MY OWN WIRING AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT EACH DEVICE HAS ITS OWN FUSE TO PREVENT THE CANDY CANE CAR FROM GOING UP IN SMOKE...
CHANCE OF A LIFETIME TO BUY THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR THAT SPECIAL PERSON...
ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE CALL ME, dave, my number is 401-556-8529 I LOOK FORWARD TO SPEAKING WITH YOU....
PLEASE VIEW PICTURES AND VIDEOS, WILL PROBABLY ANSWER MANY OF YOUR QUESTIONS.. ONCE AGAIN THIS IS A RUNNING DRIVING RELIABLE CAR....
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